Week 6 Power Rankings – Week 6 Picks


32. 

I would make a joke about losing their bye week, but you don’t make fun of the mentally challenged.

31. 

This team fell harder than Rick Perry’s chances at the Republican nomination

30. 

Curtis Painter actually played incredibly well, it’s too bad he couldn’t put it together for a fourth quarter.

29. 

The Chiefs supposedly thought about firing Haley this week if he didn’t pull off the win, still don’t think he’s lost this team?

28. 

Speaking of coaches that need to be fired….

27. 

Backup Jesus (copyright Robert Littal) has two weeks to get his stuff together….well, three weeks, they’ve got Miami when they come back, which is basically another bye week.

26. 

Quietly, this Kevin Kolb acquisition is one of the most overhyped trades of the 2011 offseason.

25. 

You’d think with an All-Pro RB behind him, McNabb would know it’s okay to just throw the ball at the ground sometimes………

24. 

Poor Tarvaris, he finally looks like he’s getting it together then BOOM, POW, tears his pectoral.

23. 

I haven’t watched a Browns’ game all season, someone tell me how Colt 45 and Alstott 2.0 doing.

22. 

About to lose your job even though you deserved to? Call Marvin Lewis and ask him how to escape termination….

21. 

At 1-4, the only thing keeping them this high is the fact that they have so much talent, if they slide to 1-5, I think Andy has sealed his fate in Philadelphia.

20. 

Yeah, Romo hands over the goods quicker than a drunk cheerleader during Homecoming, but Garrett has to take some of the blame putting him in those kind of situations. It’s perfectly okay to run the ball when you’re up 20, especially when it’s effective.

19. 

The Panthers are the best 1-4 team in the league, tell me they aren’t, tell me this running game wouldn’t tear apart that other 1-4 team.

18. 

I told y’all they were overrated the first time they lost the AFC Championship.

17. 

My friend, and diehard Chicago fan (and Atlanta hater) Ryan Cleghorn called Matt Ryan, Matty Melt on facebook the other day….I’m not too inclined to disagree right now.

16. 

Just when they were on the up and up, they let Seattle force them into 3 turnovers (at home nonetheless).  Don’t look now, but here comes another team from upstate that forced Tom Brady into 4 turnovers. Eli ain’t ready.

15. 

They have everything but an offensive line, I slander Jay Cutler ceremoniously every Sunday, but he showed up and showed out last week and proved he’s the only thing working on that offense.

14. 

I know they lost, I know they lost bad, but don’t sleep on this team.  ESPECIALLY this defense.

13. 

They got utterly destroyed on the West Coast after taunting them, dubbing themselves “The West Coast killers”, they also lost Blount for 4-6 weeks…..this 13 spot is very gracious.

12. 

It’s their division to mess around and lose

11. 

This was already a good team, not only are they playing for themselves, they’re playing for Al.  Watch out, this team will win the AFC West.

10. 

They’re up and down, but a win here and they stay within one game of the Ravens for the AFC North.

9. 

Solid team. Run the ball first and play defense, cliche? Yes, very, but it’s working.

8. 

Ransom texts me last week: “you got a skillet?”, I said yeah, why? “Cause me and Alex Smith finna come over and continue this cooking we doing of the [Buccaneers]”.  Alex Smith and Jim Harbaugh cooking, but Ransom gotta chill man.

7. 

Philip Rivers has them where they need to be, but I still don’t think they’re going to pull this off.  It’s going to get real when they face Oakland.

6. 

Unibrow balling this season man, he better not shave that thing or the Ravens are going right down the tube.

5. 

A turnover happy defense and an emerging QB….sound familiar? It should.

4. 

Tom Brady.

3. 

Mark Ingram has quietly been doing work.  He doesn’t have to be a statistical standout for the Saints to be successful, just sturdy, Sproles is giving him a hand too.

2. 

Megatron is simply unfair man, simply UNFAIR.

1. 

I cannot WAIT, until GB faces Detroit, that game is going to be epic.

 

WEEK 6 SCHEDULE:

Carolina @ Atlanta

Indianapolis @ Cincinnati

San Francisco @ Detroit

STL @ Green Bay

Buffalo @ New York Giants

Jacksonville @ Pittsburgh

Philly @ Washington

Houston @ Baltimore

Cleveland @ Oakland

Dallas @ New England

New Orleans @ Tampa Bay

Minnesota @ Chicago

Miami @ New York (Jets)

PICKS

Daniel: Balt, Cincy, ATL, GB, Det, Pitt, Buff, oak, Wash, NE, NO, Chi, NYJ

Chris: BAL, IND, ATL, GB, DET, PIT, BUF, OAK, PHI, NE, NO, CHI, NYJ

Ryan: HOU, IND, ATL, GB, DET, PIT, BUF, OAK, PHI, NE, NO, CHI, NYJ

Chris:

 

 

 

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